Jack and the Beanstalk. Right. First of all, this wanker is so stupid he doesnt know the full value of a healthy, adult cow, thinking a handful of beans is worth more. Hes only damned lucky he wasnt conned. Then he somehow manages to climb a magic vine five to ten thousand feet straight up in a short time. Yeah, right. Then he commits breaking and entering, multiple counts of grand theft, ecological vandalism, reckless endangerment of the public, and first degree murder. Like most of these idiotic fairy tales, when you look at them properly, you see how stupid they truly are.
The Clonies know how to deal with murderous thieves.
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