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Lil' TARDIS Adventures 028 by DrOfDemonology Lil' TARDIS Adventures 028 by DrOfDemonology
Jack and the Beanstalk. Right. First of all, this wanker is so stupid he doesn’t know the full value of a healthy, adult cow, thinking a handful of beans is worth more. He’s only damned lucky he wasn’t conned. Then he somehow manages to climb a magic vine five to ten thousand feet straight up in a short time. Yeah, right. Then he commits breaking and entering, multiple counts of grand theft, ecological vandalism, reckless endangerment of the public, and first degree murder. Like most of these idiotic fairy tales, when you look at them properly, you see how stupid they truly are.

The Clonies know how to deal with murderous thieves.


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doodleavc14 Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I agree....very true.
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:icondrofdemonology:
DrOfDemonology Jul 31, 2012  Professional Writer
Hehehehe. Thanks! And thank you for the fave :)
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Runnamor Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
ha ha that;s the best.
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:icondrofdemonology:
DrOfDemonology Apr 11, 2012  Professional Writer
Thanks, glad you liked it :D
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:iconrunnamor:
Runnamor Apr 11, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
no prob.
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:iconkaitoaozora:
I can tell you've read Discworld :D Susan's among my favorites, so yay references!
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:icondrofdemonology:
DrOfDemonology Sep 30, 2011  Professional Writer
Glad you enjoyed it :)
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MistyDawnAmara Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD you have a point there.
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:icondrofdemonology:
DrOfDemonology Jun 23, 2011  Professional Writer
Thanks :D
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:iconalankelley:
Now that you come to mention it yeah they do seem twisted, specially those Grimm tales.
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